March 2012
onejizzle:
hey I just blog you
and this is creepy
but here’s my url
so follow me maybe
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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When Americans think of Canada:
maple syrup
canadian bacon
niagara falls
justin bieber
eh?
bagged milk
the only triangles i want to see in klaine's...
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Based On a True Story.: Dear StarKid, →
emuncut:
I’m writing to inquire about my Holy Musical B@man! tickets. I sent in my submission about 5 minutes after the video went up and I am anxiously awaiting the e-mail with the tickets. But but don’t rush, StarKid. Waiting for the e-mail allows me more time to make posts about you.
Yes, things here…
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Oh lord, Bonnie Gruesen has just found Tumblr and...
haydenrodgers:
She is also not particularly happy.
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Me: *about to sneeze*
Me: *quickly opens laptop, opens internet, opens youtube, slides under lasers, fights off zombie apocalypse, steals the declaration of independence, types in "tobuscus", clicks on lazy vlog*
Me: *sneezes* VICTORY!
I Hope Rick Santorum
imagine-creatively:
thiasthedark:
kennywaves:
plays Pokemon and encounters nothing but Zubat for the entire game.
Whoa hold on. I think you need to calm down and think about what you just said.
His game should be hacked to only play Lavender Town music
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Effie: Ladies first! *crosses stage* The female tribute is... Gale Hawthorne!
District:
Gale:
Effie:
District:
Effie: ALL RIGHT WHO PUT THAT IN THERE
Peeta:
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adolfphin:
wtf why isnt life like animal crossing
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ohh-jaah:
mothercheesus:
mothercheesus:
...
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Reblog and put a tally next to the team member you...
youtube-fan-forever:
I AM A SMOSHER: |||
I AM A AUDIENCE MEMBER. |||
I AM A DANOSAUR: |||
I AM ON TEAM COOLLIKE: |||
I AM A DAWSONWHORE: |||
I AM A MEMBER OF THE JUSTINE LEAGUE:|
I AM A BEARD LOVER: |
I AM A SIDEBURNS CREW ADDICT: |||
I AM A KITTY KAT: ||
I AM IN THE MOOSH ARMY: ||
I AM A BICH: |||
I AM A KASSEMATOR: ||
I AM A FUCKER: ||
I AM A MARBLES...
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012
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I have yet another celebrity story:
My cousin almost accidentally hit Meg Ryan with a car in New York one time.
Meg just walked into the middle of the street (well most new yorkers do that i guess) when my cousin was driving.
lol that would’ve ended badly
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hey you guys wanna hear a funny (yet tragic) story?
Ok so my mom is going to a taping of The Ellen Show with her friend on Wednesday. How the tapings work: An episode is taped the day before it airs. You get tickets like 2 months in advance, but you don’t know who she’ll be interviewing until the week before. So yesterday, my mom (hoping it would be someone she likes) checked online...
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I HAVE TO GO TO JMOMS OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT NO SERIOUSLY
BRING ME TO JMOMS HKAJHFKJSDHGKJDHGKDJHGSLKJF
WILL MY MOM DRIVE ME THERE? AHKSHFLSKDHGSKDJHG
HELP ME OMG
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Watchdarrenfreakin-potter:
c-h-e-e-t-a-h:
his face
THE NOISE I JUST MADE WAS NOT HUMAN.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT OMG
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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lead singer: this song goes out to anyone whos ever been told theyre not good enough an-
audience member: YOU'RE FUCKING HOT. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
