My little brother is one of us.
- Him: You remember in The Incredibles with the super suit guy?
- Him: That's what it would be like if Iron Man and Captain America were in Iron Man 3 together, sharing super suits and stuff.
- Him: Tony would be like 'WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT?'
- Him: And Steve would be wearing the patriotic one in the other room like 'WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?'
- Him: 'WHERE. IS MY SUPER. SUIT?"
- Him: 'OH, NO, TONY, YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS AVENGING FOR MONTHS.'
- Him: 'THE CITY IS IN DANGER!'
- Him: 'MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!'
- Him: 'YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN!'
- Him: 'I MEAN STEVE!'
- Me: I have never been more proud to be related to you.
The girl next to him is like,”Okay, let’s make him seem at least a BIT heterosexual” And he’s just there like,”LMFAO! NICE TRY!”
The girl next to him? THE GIRL NEXT TO HIM? Really?!?!
(Source: crisspierce, via lunasibuna)
- Me: I wanna be
- Mum:
- Me: somebody's buddy
- Mum:
- Me: somebody who can be my buddy back
- Mum:
- Me: I wanna be
- Mum:
- Me: somebody's buddy
- Mum:
- Me: anybody but a dumbshit-
- Mum: don't swear
- Me: -butler
